Our Standards: (yes we have some)
- No facial hair (or be well shaved)
- Must have at least 10 teeth (preferably in the front)
- No shaved heads or facial tattoos
- Not over 300 lbs (unless yer big boned)
- No cuzins
- Must live in Jellico (or travel often)
- No more than ten children (we poor)
I promise that I have told the whole truth and nothing but the truth.