We like to do our part in the community.
Below you'll see a full list of services
that we offer to the Jellico people.
Below you'll see a full list of services
that we offer to the Jellico people.
We garantee that you'll be satisfied or we'll give you a free can of raccoon (trash cat).
It's a local favorite and
we can it ourselves!
$ 10 bucks. - Our very own Crisco Candle. We make each one by hand using only name brand Crisco lard. This candle will last for about 45 days and is bright enuff to light up a entire room. These make excellent Christmas gifts for the family. We R not responsible for any burns or fires that may occur. Use at ur own risk. |
$ 8 bucks - Our hand made Polo Shirts. for when you want to look rich but U poor. We draw the logo on each shirt by hand. The permanent marker will last for about 2 washings. Your freends will be jelus. Dont forget to pick one up for all of the men in your life. - Sizes XXS & XXXL R OUT OF STOCK
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$ 6 bucks. Our fresh canned whole chicken. The holidays will be here soon, so grab yerself some of our hand canned whole chickens. Paps raizes these hens in his very own private coop. We select each one by hand just for you and shove it in a can. These will stay good on your shelf for about 6 hours. Impress yer freends and family with yer fancy cooking skills.
- Head, Tail feathers, heart and gizzard included. - We'll shake sum BBQ sauce on it for $2 more! |
$ 2 bucks - We know that u girls like to look purdy so we have put together this nice do-it-yerself kit. Please read the rules and avoid sharp objects! This makes a nice Valentine or anniversary present. Try filling these with laughing gas for hours of fun. DO NOT FILL WITH HELIUM . not responsible for xplosions.! DO NOT BITE! |
$5 bucks - For all of you parents out there, you'll love how EZ this will make yer life. We grow these melons in our own backyard. We make these to order so give us time to eat the watermelon. This will stay fresh for about 4 hours. Up to 6 hours if your baby likes playing with flies (most do) This would be a nice baby-shower gift. - ONLY AVAILABLE IN SUMMER.
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$ 8 bucks - Our hand-made bird baths are a local favorite! Everybody wants one! These will brighten up any garden or sit it beside yer front pourch for a fancy decoration that will bring all of the birds to yer yard! Dont forget to pick your neyboors up one too! - Opt in for a previously used plunger and take $2 bucks off the price. |
Nedricks Dental Service. - Does yer teeth hurt? We offer dental service at awesome prices. Well come right to your home and take care of you. $2 bucks per tooth plus gas for our truck to get there. $1 buck for a aspirin $2 bucks for a tylenol or advil (ur choice) or Bobby will konk you on the head for free. - Free cotton balls and a spit cup for return customers.
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Nedricks TV Dish Service - For just $10 bucks we will install you one of our patented TV Dishes. Everyone is in Jellico is grabbing these. This is one of our best selling services. We will even throw in monthly maintenance for $2/monthly. Grab a remote for $6 bucks or install 2 dishes and get the remote free! - Due to past complications we no longer install during rain storms. |
Nedricks Hot Tub Service. - Are you having a fancy get together and need to impress yer company? Or do you need a steamy pool for a romantik night? We offer hot tub catering for only $10 bucks a hour. This is very popular so reserve your service at least a month in advance. - Not responsible for accidents, scalds or other misfortunes.
R.I.P Mr. Puss in boots. |
Nedricks Taxi Service - Do you need a sober driver? Is your vehikle broke down? Or do you just want to ride around in style, We're at yer service. For only gas money + $.50 cent per mile we'll get you there in utter class. You can also take advantage of our pre-priced destination to Wallyworld for only $10 bucks flat. All rides begin in Jellico and are round trip. You must bring your own stepping stool, due to previous misfortunes Bobby can no longer pull you up by the elbow.
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