Jim and Bobby Nedrick are brothers born and raised in the deep mountains of Elk Valley, Tennessee. They lived so far back in the woods that granny said that she had to wipe the owl poop off of the clock to see what time it was when they was born.
After Jim and Bobby graduated from their home schooling they moved to Jellico, Tennessee to pursue a career at the McDonalds. They both got fired from their jobs when they was caught frying the french fries in Squirrel grease. Unfortunately Ronald McDonald did not appreciate grannys recipe for french fried taters.
With no money to pay rent, the brothers secretly took up residence in the red Caboose that sits in downtown Jellico. But somebody kept breaking in and stealing their underwear at night. The brothers learned much about life while living in the caboose, but it was time to move on. With no money and no underwear the brothers left their home in the caboose and looked for something new.
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Jim and Bobby love to hunt! In fact they are self proclaimed hunt masters. They enjoy hunting both squirrels and deer. They also like hunting for Ginseng. Jim named his gun "BIG JIM" he likes eating deer jerky and drinking Bud Heavy.
Bobby is a little more laid back, his favorite hunting weapon is a sling shot that his papaw gave to him when he was just a boy. He calls it POP-EYE. If you ever run across a one-eyed deer, you'll understand. He likes eating pickled squirrel and drinking fresh creek water over salt rocks.
The brothers credit their hunting skills to their papaw (paps). Paps was a real squirrel hunting hero. He could flip a squirrel out of a tree from a mile away. |
Today the brothers make a living by offering various services to the locals of Jellico. The most profitable is selling fresh grown fruits and vegetables on the roadside. If you see Jim and Bobby out selling be sure to stop and pick up some tasty fresh foods grown exclusively in paps secret manure and dirt mixture and watered with the sweetest water on the mountain.
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For the ladies, yes Jim & Bobby are both single! Although the ladies line up outside of their trailer, they just haven't found those two special girls yet. The brothers apologize for the many hearts that they have broken over the years but they're holding out for those two extra-special redneck girls to share their lives with and they refuse to settle for just any pretty face. You must know how to hunt both squirrels and deer. You must know how to do some darn good country cooking and keep the trailer clean and homey. If you think you have the required skills, you can find a girlfriend application right here on this website! Good luck.
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